I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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