The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
