I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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