Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I need moral support for this bender
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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