I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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