Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
how drunk are you?
Several
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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