You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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