He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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