He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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