playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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