I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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