Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
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