He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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