i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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