do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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