The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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