he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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