you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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