idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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