# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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