one word: firstdatebathroomanal
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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