Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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