i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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