quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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