Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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