I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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