What a fucking waste of an outfit
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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