We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
We are two peas in an std pod
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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