I need to stop coming to work sober
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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