Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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