After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
You're a waste of cheezeits
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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