whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It's shark week go big or go home
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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