I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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