I saw his package. It spoke to me.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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