Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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