this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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