she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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