My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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