Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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