Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I have already put on my inside pants.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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