Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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