is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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