you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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