Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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