i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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