Kiss
Puke
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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