Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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