the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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