sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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