Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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