Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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