i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Mom said you looked used
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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