ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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