Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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