STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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